LYRIC

JERRY
(c) 2017, Christopher G. Moon – All Rights Reserved
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I got a color TV or two
Stay up and watch it late until 2
I hook some catfish down at the stream
and just like you, I’ve got a dream

I buy a 12 pack each Friday night
I skip the Miller and go for Bud Lite
Some think I’m lazy, they don’t understand
I’m thinking big and I got a plan

CHORUS: Under the spotlights someday you’ll see
The crowds all cheering, cheering for me
One day I’ll make it, somehow I know
Gonna be a star ….
on the Jerry Springer Show.

I heard the rumors Jerry’s been here
he brings his crew and a keg of beer
they go to Joe’s Bar, next to the park
maybe I’ll sally down after dark

And all the folks round here got a tale
my stories better and it’s up for sale
I can’t say much or I’ll give it away
Just watch the show, you’ll see me one day

CHORUS: Under the spotlights someday you’ll see
The crowds all cheering, cheering for me
One day I’ll make it, somehow I know
Gonna be a star ….
on the Jerry Springer Show.

BRIDGE
Up on the stage Jerry’s asking me
How it began, how it came to be
Now that I’m famous you know where I hide
Behind the doors in my new double wide

CHORUS REPEAT.

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